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Post  GreySeer_Rizzik on Fri May 11, 2012 11:23 am

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5/3/2012 - League Game 1, 1500 points vs. Tim (Beasts of Chaos)
Grey Seer Rizzik was successful in kill-maiming the ugly beast-things. Monster-beast from Hell Pit did good-good, killing lots of ugly beasts. The glorious Grey Seer Rizzik, in all of his military brilliance, stood big-tall over the bodies of his smelly-stinky enemies. Not a single beast-thing was left alive.

Grey Seer Rizzek left-skitterleaped into the warp halfway through battle, but saved his own hide-skin. His return will be grand! Chieftain Skillet was a good purchase, costing 100 warp tokens for his fight-service. His banner waving was inspiring to the slave-rats... stupid slave-rats.
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Re: Robert's Results

Post  GreySeer_Rizzik on Fri May 11, 2012 11:23 am

5/11/2012 - League Game 2, 1500 points vs. Matt (Vampires)
Grey Seer Rizzik returns from the warp to find-see skeletons in his tower. Good thing his genius instinct told Chieftain Skillet to gather troops-rats to await his arrival. The undead were scary to everyone but the mighty Grey Seer Rizzik. Stupid monster-beast from Hell Pit scampered off... oh well, he saved me many warp-tokens! Maybe he's not so stupid-dumb after all! Rizzik's expensive stormvermin held the tower against the dead-things. Again the Seer Lord sees victory with his brilliance!
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Re: Robert's Results

Post  Matthew Ochs on Tue May 15, 2012 2:36 pm

Congrats on two victories and a massacre Robert! I'll post your profile in the Hall of Accolades and award you a Jolly Roger for the massacre and a Novice Strategist medal for having at least one victory.

Nice game last week. Don't scare the Skaven, it makes them more killy!
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Re: Robert's Results

Post  GreySeer_Rizzik on Fri May 18, 2012 9:40 pm

Grey Seer Rizzik was hurt-maimed in the previous battle with the dead-things, but clan Skryre fixed his hand-claw right up! Good thing, too. Outside the mighty and noble seer-lord's keep, the fat-things approached. Oh how Grey Seer Rizzik hates those fat-things! Stupid creatures thought they'd bring a ram-smash to fight the all powerful Rizzik! Ha! It fell in to the abyss with those stinky beasts pushing it... their scream-shouts were hilarious!

The stupid fat-things thought they could take-keep my castle. Fools! Grey Seer Rizzik spent-traded many many warpstone tokens for more stormvermin! Good trade-deal, they were, too! They came with their own warlord! Cunning Rizzik is a master trader-dealer.

That horrible abomination, Slithersmash, finally made it back, too. After run-fleeing last battle, he finally found Master Rizzik again. Stupid beast, shows up after battle-fight is won!

Fat-things are good for one thing only... eating. The talented and unrivaled Grey Seer Rizzik let his slave-rats eat-feed well that night. After the stormvermin were finished, of course.

1750 Siege, Defender vs. Chris' Ogre Kingdoms
Victory for Grey Seer Rizzik
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League Results 5/24

Post  GreySeer_Rizzik on Thu May 24, 2012 11:04 pm

5/24, 1750 Points, League vs. Aaron's Greenskins
Victory

The only thing that stink-smells more than plague monks is green-skins. Their scent-stink gave their approach away, though. They thought they could sneak-hide up to the masterful Grey Seer Rizzik! Ha!

The illustrious and cunning Grey Seer Rizzik showed them who was in charge! The orc-beasts aren't so tough when they turn in to clan rats!

The giant spider thought he'd kill-maim the skillful Rizzik... I guess he was unaware of the Horned Rat's favor.

Expensive fight for the exalted Grey Seer Rizzik, though. Slithersmash slither-smashed his last time. A new abomination is on order from the Moulders in Hell Pit. It had better arrive by next week or I'll smash their heads in!
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Post  GreySeer_Rizzik on Fri Jun 01, 2012 10:46 am

5/31, 2000 Points, League Game vs. Aaron's Greenskins (a rematch!)
Victory

Stinky greenskins did not get their fill of fight-die! They followed the Illustrious Grey Seer Rizzik into the cave-mine! Did they not know-sense that the mighty skaven could smell-stink them?

The green skinned leader thought he could kill-maim the mighty Rizzik! Rizzik showed him! The power of the Great Horned Rat change-mutated him into a stupid clan rat.

The worthless Slithersmash... stupid beast... 400 warpstone tokens to have him shock-prodded back to life. That worm is getting expensive. Hopefully his pit-mate Gutstomper will prove to be a more useful tool-weapon.

Greenskins have learned their lesson from the Exalted and Immortal Grey Seer Rizzik this time! Only one of those crazy-strange fanatics got away from the claw-teeth of the skaven.
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Re: Robert's Results

Post  GreySeer_Rizzik on Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:24 am

6/7 - 2000 League vs. Shawn's Warriors of Chaos
Draw

*sniff* What's that? The smell-scent of chaos fills these tunnels! No doubt the personal escorts to the green-things! I know-sense the treasure is near and these tin-canned wretches will not take-steal the glory from the almighty Grey Seer Rizzik!
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Re: Robert's Results

Post  GreySeer_Rizzik on Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:14 am

6/21 - 2250 vs. Ryan's Dark Elves
Victory

The stupid Chaos Warriors injured-maimed both Slithersmash and Gutstomper. Many warp-stone tokens to fix! The illustrious Grey-Seer Rizzik barely made it out of that one alive only to stumble upon the nasty Dark Elves! The Horned Rat smiled upon the masterful Grey Seer Rizzik, however, as many rat-slaves were available to join the army-horde. It seems Clan Pestilens wants to share the glory-fame of the mighty Grey Seer Rizzik, as they sent a stinky-smelly horde of monks to help... lot of help they were, too. Their stupid one-track mind sent them scampering off in pursuit of a demolished foe! Fools!

The Dark Elf witch-breeder was obviously caught unawares by the tactical genius of the great Rizzik! My lovely abominations made paste-goo of the ugly elf-things. And the Great Horned Rat saw it fit to turn an entire unit-horde of the elf-things in to clanrats to assist the fight.

The elf-food was a treat for the rat-slaves... the bloody hydra meat will feed the victorious and feared Grey Seer Rizzik for weeks to come.
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Re: Robert's Results

Post  GreySeer_Rizzik on Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:21 am

6-28 - 2250 League vs. Tim's Beast of Chaos
Victory

The primal beasts thought the illustrious Rizzik fat and lazy from the hydra meat-food. Ha! That stupid Ghorgon could be seen and heard long before the stench-smell was present.

Slithersmash was able to destroy that beast but was slain-killed in the process! I was sure that I lost my warpstone on him until my lovely pet started pulsating again! The beast-things failed to destroy the third and fourth hearts... stupid animals.

The battlefield muddied from the spilled blood of the mighty Grey Seer Rizzik's enemies... Maybe a promotion is in store. Seer Lord Rizzik. Yes, I like the sound of that.
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Re: Robert's Results

Post  GreySeer_Rizzik on Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:16 pm

7-5, 2500 League Game vs. Jamey's Empire
Loss

Stupid, stupid, stupid. Stupid man-things will get-get what they deserve! Sending the Seer Lord Rizzik into the earth with their magics! Bah! I'll show them... Seer Lord Rizzik will blast-smash them with the might of the Horned Rat. Their brood-children will become my slaves and they will watch me feast-eat upon the meat-bones of their elders.

*frothing at the mouth as the warpstone high wears down*

No, no. This was not a defeat at the hands of the man-things. The masterful Rizzik was tricked-sabotaged. Only a powerful rat-lord from the Council could scheme large enough to ensure that the might of Rizzik could falter! Surely they are worried-scared that the powerful Seer Lord Rizzik will soon have a seat at the council... Maybe the 13th seat... interpreting the will of the Great Horned Rat himself. Yes, that must be it.
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Post  GreySeer_Rizzik on Tue Jul 17, 2012 4:16 pm

7-12-2012 League Game
2500 points vs. Shawn's Warriors of Chaos
Loss

It must be the Council interfering with the will-luck of the Seer Lord Rizzik! Possibly even Deathmaster Sniktch himself was there wrecking the indomitable Rizzik's plans. Nothing else can explain the treachery of my frightened rat-slaves as they ran-scampered full speed from the chaos knights.

I will gather them up, set an example using a hundred of them or so... they WILL know that the Seer Lord Rizzik is in charge-control. My will shall be executed and I shall dominate-kill my enemies, Council be damned!

Now, time to place an order to Clan Skryre for some new toys...
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Post  GreySeer_Rizzik on Fri Jul 20, 2012 1:13 am

7-20-2012 2750 League Game vs. Chris' Ogre Kingdoms
Victory

Ah, my Warp Lightning Cannons arrived just in time! The stinky ogres sent out a force to kill the leader-rat of my army! Stupid creatures, they had no idea that I was leading, not that two-warpstone Warlord in my employ! No matter, the mighty Seer Lord Rizzik finally has become the appropriate station, pushed into battle atop a mighty Screaming Bell. Kingdoms will cower-fear the infernal ringing of my glorious bell.

Those coward ogres and their "leader"... running at the sight-scent of my forces. They know-sense the swelling power of the illustrious Seer Lord Rizzik! A cannon shot-blast to the back will show them who's in charge now!
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